Ship's Log Reports Smooth Sailing, Nautically Speaking
Officials confirm the log is, in fact, a metaphor.
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Buccaneers Reaffirm Raymond James Stadium Was Not, In Fact, Built By Actual Pirates
Team historians describe this clarification as 'necessary, apparently, more often than you'd think.'
Bucco Bruce Mascot Reports Record Appearances For A Single Season
Costume department describes the workload as 'a lot, honestly.'
Walk The Plank Column Renewed Despite Ongoing Confusion Over What That Means
Editors call the phrase 'evocative, if imprecise.'
Front Office Insists Buccaneers Are 'In On Everybody' This Cycle
The phrase has now been issued for a sixth consecutive offseason.
Bowles Praises Defense's 'Standard,' Declines To Quantify It
Reporters describe the standard as 'a vibe, mostly.'
Rookie Surprised By Turnout At A Routine Walkthrough
Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about sunscreen.
