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Week One — You Get This
Real Fake Trivia Game

A full Jeopardy-style board built entirely around your team’s history, lore, disasters, and occasional moments of glory. Four categories. Five clues each. $200 through $1,000. The $1,000 questions are genuinely hard. We verified every fact. We are not kidding about that part. Click on any one of the boxes and start the game!

The Creamsicle Files The Gruden-Brady Trophies The Bowles-Mayfield Roster The January Wall
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$800$800$800$800
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That’s Week One. Next week you get this →

Week Two — You Get This
Classified Ads

Nine satirical classified ads, three columns, all team-specific. FOR SALE. WANTED. LOST & FOUND. HELP WANTED. ANNOUNCEMENT. NOTICE. PERSONALS. OBITUARIES. The CONTACT line is always the punchline. Always.

For Sale

Mike Evans — Departed for San Francisco, Eleven Consecutive 1,000-Yard Seasons, Fully Acknowledged

Evans spent eleven seasons with the Buccaneers and produced eleven consecutive 1,000-yard seasons, an NFL record. He signed with the San Francisco 49ers in 2026. His departure coincides with Mayfield’s contract year. The Buccaneers have R. Bain Jr. drafted at No. 15 to address the pass rush. T. Bowles is addressing the changes with characteristic calm.

ContactT. Bowles. He coached Evans for multiple seasons. He has noted his departure. He remains calm. T. Bowles is always calm.
Wanted

Baker Mayfield Contract Extension — Currently In Contract Year, Both Sides Aware

Mayfield is in a contract year in 2026. He had a strong first half of 2025 — the Buccaneers opened 6–2 — before a 1–7 second-half collapse. He finished with fewer than 4,000 passing yards for the first time since arriving in Tampa. He has lost his top receiver. If 2026 goes well, Mayfield earns the biggest contract of his career.

ContactB. Mayfield. He is in a contract year. He has confirmed he is motivated. He is on Netflix’s Quarterback series, which the Buccaneers consider a positive indicator.
Lost & Found

Missing: The Second Half — Buccaneers Were 6–2, Finished 8–9, Arithmetic Is Clear

The Buccaneers opened the 2025 season 6–2 and appeared to be NFC South favorites. They finished 8–9, going 1–7 in the second half. The coordinator was changed for 2026. Evans departed. Mayfield is in a contract year. Z. Robinson is being hired to close the gap. T. Bowles is managing the gap-closing process with calm.

ContactThe second half. It has been reviewed. The review was uncomfortable. Z. Robinson has a plan for it.
Help Wanted

Receiver — Previous Primary Target Now in San Francisco, Replacement Under Development

Evans is in San Francisco. The Buccaneers have C. Godwin and D. Njoku as the primary receiving options around Mayfield. T. Bowles has described the situation as manageable. Z. Robinson has described it as workable. Mayfield has described it as a challenge he is motivated to meet.

ContactMike Evans. He is in San Francisco. He has eleven 1,000-yard seasons on file, all in Tampa. He is now adding to a different file.
Announcement

Official Statement: Mayfield Is Motivated, Bowles Is Calm, Robinson Has the Offense

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announce that B. Mayfield enters 2026 in a contract year with confirmed motivation. T. Bowles remains as head coach with confirmed calm. Z. Robinson is the new offensive coordinator with a plan for the second half. R. Bain Jr. has been drafted to address the pass rush. The Evans departure has been acknowledged and processed.

ContactT. Bowles. He is calm. He is always calm. He has coached through Evans’ departure with calm. The calm is considered leadership.
For Sale
Under Review

The 6–2 Start — First Half Excellent, Second Half Under Review, Full Season Available

Available as a split package: a 6–2 first half suggesting NFC South contention, and a 1–7 second half suggesting something else entirely. The coordinator responsible for the second half has been replaced. Mayfield is motivated to avoid a repeat. Z. Robinson has a plan. T. Bowles is calm about the plan.

ContactZ. Robinson. He is the new offensive coordinator. He has reviewed both halves extensively. He has a plan. The plan is focused on the second half.
Notice

Attn: NFC South — We Have Mayfield in a Contract Year and R. Bain Jr. Coming for You

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers formally notify the NFC South that B. Mayfield is motivated, R. Bain Jr. has been drafted at No. 15 to improve the pass rush, and T. Bowles remains calm about all of it. The Panthers won the division with 8–9 in 2025. The Saints have T. Shough. The Falcons have two left-handers competing.

ContactThe NFC South. It has received this notice. It is monitoring all four developments. T. Bowles is calm about all four.
Personals

Seeking: A Full Season — 6–2 in the First Half Proves It’s Possible, Second Half Is the Ask

Pirate Nation, lifelong, Tampa Bay and the Gulf Coast. Have watched three consecutive NFC South title runs. Have watched Evans’ eleven 1,000-yard seasons depart for San Francisco. Have Mayfield in a contract year. Have Z. Robinson with the plan. Have T. Bowles with the calm. Would like a second half that resembles the first half.

ContactPirate Nation. They have been here through three consecutive NFC South titles. They are ready for a full-season version of the 6–2 start.
Obituaries

The Mike Evans Era in Tampa Bay — Eleven Seasons, Eleven 1,000-Yard Seasons, Departed 2026

Passed in free agency, March 2026, following eleven seasons and eleven consecutive 1,000-yard seasons — an NFL record. He won a Super Bowl in Tampa. He departed for San Francisco to play with Brock Purdy and Kyle Shanahan. He is survived by B. Mayfield, who must now replace what he did, and Pirate Nation, who filled Raymond James Stadium for all eleven seasons.

ContactMike Evans. He is in San Francisco. He has eleven 1,000-yard seasons filed in Tampa. Pirate Nation wishes him well.

That’s Week Two. The week after that you get this →

Week Three — You Get This
Top Ten List

A full team-specific Top Ten list. Completely deadpan. Treats every item with total journalistic seriousness. The list below is a sample. Yours will be specific to your team’s particular situation, history, and ongoing triumphs and disasters.

Top Ten Things You Can Buy for $24 at Raymond James Stadium
  • 10.One domestic beer, purchased within cannon-fire range of the pirate ship in the end zone.
  • 9.Parking, a plank’s walk from the gate, guarded by a crew that takes the cannon very seriously.
  • 8.A creamsicle throwback jersey, 1976 edition, 0-14 record not included but implied.
  • 7.A Baker Mayfield contract-year candle, motivational scent, burns exactly one season.
  • 6.Half a Cuban sandwich, the other half already claimed by whoever replaces Mike Evans in the record book.
  • 5.One cannonball replica, dusty, in need of more frequent firing per fan consensus.
  • 4.A Todd Bowles calm-face poster, expression unchanged regardless of score.
  • 3.A laminated printout of the 6-2 start, framed separately from the 1-7 finish.
  • 2.Four months of this subscription. Which includes 16 pieces of premium satirical content, a trivia game, classified ads, a children's book, and a staff that has covered three consecutive NFC South title runs and one deeply confusing second half.
  • 1.Hope, sold dockside, red and pewter, fires the cannon on delivery.

    • That’s Week Three. Week Four brings this →

    Week Four — You Get This
    Fake eBay Listing

    Seven team-specific fake eBay listings, ready to go every cycle, styled exactly like the real site — photo, description, seller, and current bid. The items are always something your team has misplaced, squandered, or never possessed. Reserve has not been met, and never may be met.

    Creamsicle Helmet — PRISTINE, ‘The 0-14 Era’
    Seller: john_mckay_ghost
    Condition: Historically Significant
    A pristine vintage creamsicle helmet from our glorious 1976 season. We went 0-14. John McKay said he was in favor of the team’s execution. We wear these colors now to remind us of where we came from.
    $1,976
    current bid
    Deflated Football — FLATTENED, ‘The Post-Brady Hangover’
    Seller: tom_brady_retirement_papers
    Condition: Philosophically Compromised
    A completely flattened, deflated football. It perfectly represents the feeling in the building when Tom Brady retired. And then un-retired. And then retired again. We’re still recovering from the emotional whiplash.
    $12
    current bid
    Todd Bowles’ Headphones — SILENT, ‘The Stoic Leader’
    Seller: defensive_mastermind_tb
    Condition: Cautiously Optimistic
    Todd Bowles’ headset. He wears it on the sideline, but nobody is entirely sure if it’s plugged in, because his facial expression never changes regardless of whether we score a touchdown or throw a pick-six.
    $89
    current bid
    1976 Calendar — CROSSED OUT, ‘0-14’
    Seller: expansion_team_blues
    Condition: Structurally Unsound
    A vintage 1976 calendar with every single Sunday crossed out in red marker. Fifty years later, it still hurts. We didn’t win a game. We didn’t even tie a game. We just showed up and got beat up.
    $14
    current bid
    Super Bowl LV Ring — GLEAMING, ‘2020’
    Seller: boat_parade_avocado_tequila
    Condition: Historically Haunted
    A gleaming silver Super Bowl LV ring. We won it in our own stadium. Tom Brady threw the Lombardi Trophy across the water during the boat parade. It was the greatest day of our lives. Now we’re 7-9.
    $2,020
    current bid
    Baker’s Contract Extension — SEALED, ‘The Resurgence’
    Seller: jason_licht_office
    Condition: Emotionally Unavailable
    A pristine, sealed folder containing Baker Mayfield’s next contract extension. He came here on a prove-it deal, proved it, got paid, and now we’re figuring out how much more to pay him. He’s our guy.
    $300
    current bid
    Pirate Ship Cannonball — DUSTY, ‘Fire the Cannons’
    Seller: raymond_james_stadium_crew
    Condition: Enduringly Loyal
    A slightly worn, dusty cannonball from the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium. We fire the cannons when we score. Lately, we haven’t been firing them enough. We need to fire the cannons more.
    $79
    current bid

    That’s Week Four. Then comes this →

    Week Five — You Get This
    The Outer Limits Enquirer

    One team-specific Outer Limits Enquirer front page, every cycle. Completely straight-faced. It sells itself — that’s how funny it is.

    ■ Transmission Received — Parallel Universe Dispatch ■
    Outer Limits Enquirer — Buccaneers edition front page
    Signal Strong — Standing By

    That’s Week Five. Week Six delivers this →

    Week Six — You Get This
    NFL Competition Committee Proposes

    Four new proposed NFL rules, each presented with complete regulatory seriousness. The title is always “THE NFL COMPETITION COMMITTEE PROPOSES:” followed by the rule name. Three to five sentences of deadpan satire. A new batch of four rules, every seven-week cycle.

    Official Proposal 1 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Feelings Rule

    Effective immediately, any player who is visibly sad after a penalty will be allowed to challenge the call on emotional grounds. The replay official will review the player’s expression in slow motion. If certified “genuinely devastated” by a panel of three therapists stationed in the press box, the penalty is waived. The Dallas Cowboys have already filed 847 pre-season challenges.

    Official Proposal 2 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Mandatory Honesty From Coaches

    Starting in 2026, head coaches will be required to answer one post-game question with complete honesty. The question will be selected at random by a wheel spin. Early testing was abandoned after three coaches resigned, one cried, and Bill Belichick’s honest answer was legally classified as a threat.

    Official Proposal 3 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Participation Fumble

    In an effort to make fumbles less discouraging, any fumble recovered by the opposing team will now be referred to as an “unintentional lateral.” The player who fumbled will receive a certificate of effort. The team that recovered it will receive six points. Both outcomes will be celebrated equally on the official broadcast.

    Official Proposal 4 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Announcer Accuracy Ratings

    All play-by-play announcers will now be graded in real time by a panel of former players. Phrases such as “he just wanted it more,” “that’s a football player right there,” and “you cannot teach that” will trigger an automatic fine of $500 per occurrence. Early projections suggest the league will be debt-free by Week 3.

    That’s Week Six. And saving the best for last →

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    The Children’s Book
    A Landolfi Media Original

    A fully illustrated satirical children’s book, team-specific, written for the fan who has a child who needs to understand why Sunday afternoons are like this. The illustrations are beautiful. The subject matter is not. Both things are intentional.

    Your Team’s Complete Illustrated History — Included With Every Subscription
    “Ahoy, Tampa Bay! 1976”
    The Story of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers — Read the Full Book Below, Cover to Last Page
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    Ahoy, Tampa Bay! 1976
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    “Why Does Daddy Cry On Sundays?”
    A heartwarming story about a father, his team, and the annual tradition of explaining to a seven-year-old why the season is technically over in Week Eleven. Daddy is going to be okay. He has been through this before. He loves his team. That is the whole story.
    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    “Daddy’s Team Is Very Special (Just Not At Football)”
    A celebration of everything a football team can be excellent at besides winning football games. The uniforms are nice. The stadium is large. The merchandise is widely available. A story about finding joy in the details when the scoreboard is unkind.
    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    A timeless bedtime story about a very special evening in December when everything was possible. The math worked out. The other teams lost. The tickets were being researched. And then the fourth quarter happened. A story about hope, arithmetic, and the importance of not checking the score too early.
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